Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

Cunt hair coffee by Z_bass May 24, 2017

cunt hair lips

found on the female gym teacher, cunt hair lips is referred to as the pubes growing on the upper lip and chin region . . . . gimme some of that

Scarlett woke up one morning for her interview at the local high school for the lesbian gym teacher position, and decided to make herself more presentable by waxing off her cunt hair lips. ... . gimme some of that

cunt hair lips by Billy Dan February 28, 2004

Cunt hair cataracts 

Your red headed friend also known as a kit Kat mother fucker. That won't shut up late at night.

You being a damn cunt hair cataracts

Cunt hair cataracts by BK15 July 29, 2021

Japanese Cunt Hair

Japanese Cunt Hair

Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.

In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.

Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!

Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!

Japanese Cunt Hair by roastbeefcurtain January 9, 2020

red cunt hair

Standard unit of measurement for nearly infinitesimal distances.

"Holy shit, that speeding car missed me by a red cunt hair."

red cunt hair by Sakure April 7, 2003

RED CUNT HAIR

A unit of measurement favored by old-school southern carpenters and general contractors.

CARPENTER 1:"Say fella...would you step back n' take a look at
n'see how this door fits?"

CARPENTER 2:"Hmmm...'bout a coupla RED CUNT HAIRS off the
bottom oughta' do it.Break out the sander."

RED CUNT HAIR by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005

ingrown cunt hair

When someone is worse than a cunt or a mega cunt. They are like an ingrown hair, painful and annoying.

My boss is such an ingrown cunt hair.

ingrown cunt hair by Fanny Pack 69 December 20, 2022