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brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"
by ScottRiley February 23, 2008
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crusticles

Your testicles turn into "raisin" looking objects with age and when they rech the full raisin-ness they are referred to as crusticles.
n. dam look at the crusticles on that guy.
by Here Comes Mikee Bitch July 1, 2008
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crusticle

A filthy, stinking person who does not believe in using soap and water and becomes hostile when people do not give them money when they are panhandling. The core word, crust, is derived from layers of matter affixed to certain areas of the crusticle's body, which emits a foul odor.
That crusticle just called me a mother****er because I wouldn't give him a dollar.
by zuzax May 15, 2015
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cunticle

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women
Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles
by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005
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cumstricken

burdened with an overwhelming load.
I am cumstricken by my work.
by The chosen none September 28, 2017
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codsticles

the act of playing any call of duty game with your shaved testicles, usually while on web cam.
that gangster really knows how to work his codsticles with the utmost skill, and look they are hairless!
by smallpeenor February 24, 2009
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cummsicle

A cummsicle is frozen cum on a stick. A cummsicle looks just like a popsicle but a cummsicle is white and taste a bit salty when frozen.
Jaclyn babyy always dreamed of having a cummsicle.
by Maa March 1, 2007
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