cumguzzler

one who sucks the cock and guzzles the cum.

my mommy told me one night that she was at a bukkake festival and she was the cumguzzler of the year.

by hopanger October 17, 2002

cumdazzle

The act of blowing your load on a woman's chest and then throwing glitter on the affected area.

Linda returned from a bad day at work, so I decided to brighten her day by giving her a cumdazzle.

by ntyravgjo January 21, 2011

confuzzle

To confuse in a puzzling way, often purposely.

Instead of answering your parents' question, confuzzle it and redirect their attention.

by Nahhthere October 30, 2019

confuzzled

To not understand what the shizzle nuggets is going on.

Herbert's test really got me confuzzled.

by butternuggets69 January 7, 2016

cumfumble

Any time ejaculate ends up where it's not supposed to be.

"Man last night I was jacking off to porn and I cumfumbled all over my keyboard."

"I need to go get plan B. Mike accidently came inside me. Terrible cumfumble!"

by keatsway August 19, 2008

cumfuzzled

Cumfuzzled is the state of confusion that only the most beautiful of women can find themselves in - due to the fact they are so sweet, and couldn't possibly have heard of the situation that would cause their cumfuzzlement.

What the Hell are you talking about? Dang, I'm cumfuzzled.

by Jedi Master Wookiee January 11, 2009

cunfuzzled

The state of being confused, or confusing someone.

I am quite cunfuzzled today Jenn
or
You just got cunfuzzled!

by Stephen Travale December 3, 2004