Cumbrae

small and insignificant island,situated just off the coast of largs in the middle of the clyde, populated by inbreds and odd and absent minded immigrants from glasgow in it's only town, millport.

During the summer when(if) the sun is splitting the skies, or if the weather is warm, weird people like to cycle bikes round the perimeter of the island for leisurely reasons.

Millport also has a country and western weekend, when large numbers of alcoholics and country and western fans from around the country descend upon the island to take part in social events and have a drink (getting absolutely f**king carparked out their brains).

Smith: Hey, fancy going on a trip to cumbrae?

Bloggs: Are you having a laugh? don't be daft, I'd rather run about Dublin wearing a rangers top, waving the union flag around and shouting abuse outside catholic churches

by Hector the magpie July 17, 2009

Cumbrain

1. A person who always thinks about cum and/or has an obsession with cum. These type of people are very unpopular and will not attract men or women, even if they are LGBT.
2. A person from Cumberland or Cumbernauld that is very smart.
3. A misspelling of "Cumbrian"
4. Another spelling for cum brain.

1. Look at that Cumbrain! He's fucking retarded!
2. I'm friends with a Cumbrain. He's very smart.
3. My friend is Cumbrain. Oops sorry I meant Cumbrian.
4. That girl gets called a cum brain. I don't, I call her a Cumbrain. See a difference?

by FunkDaBeat October 3, 2014

Cumbrain

A guy who is ignorant/nescient, who didn’t get a joke and took it very offensively

Person 1: That bitch a queer!
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK?!? YOU ARE SO OFFENSIVE! I WILL CALL THE POLICE AND CANCEL YOU!
Person 1: Woah it was a joke you cumbrain

by Bordellr March 11, 2020

Cumbrain

To be really horny

“Damn isaiah be really cumbrain for Cú Chulainn and muscular women.

by Cú Chulainn Milker November 20, 2019

Cumtrap

To deceitfully get pregnant by lying to your sexual partner about being on birth control.

A: Bitch said she was on the pill and now she's expecting twins for next month.

B: Totally cumtrapped bro!

by Izzilly June 15, 2018

CUMCRAPTION

Utilized for under BELLY space exploration.

CUMCRAPTION is a space PROBER where you have to slide under the BELLY to EAT from the CRATER in order to explore the contents.

If you got a CUMCRAPTION you don't have to hold back your excitement as it will send you into orbit in a mission to planet MARS. ( I know this sounds FAGGY, and you are right, it is.)

After to quote a 1992 book ( MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS by JOHN GrAY)

Now that is not to say that women can't have a CUMCRAPTION it is just their orbit is going to be different.

by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021

cumbranch

Cum on the branch the branch with the cum on it

I smacked him with the giant cumbranch

by Ram ranch 85 March 24, 2021