cumquad

more like lint licker..biscut eatn bulldog..a jerk..somebody that being an ass..can be childish and suffer from pettiness. can be jerkish and rude. the prefix Cum does not relate as being sexual.

you a cumquad for that statement u made!!

by KELLY-YO August 5, 2009

Cumquatch

When a man cums on a woman's face, then proceeds to smear her hair into her cum-covered face. Making her look like a Sasquatch covered with cum.

facial facewash cumquatch sasquatch cumquat

by MaxDoll88 February 13, 2014

cumquat

a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"

"dude your girl is such a cumquat"

by half breed August 23, 2005

cumasaurus rex

Positioning your arms like dinosaur while cumming on a girls face.

"Girl, he totality cumasaurus rexed on my face!"

by -DW March 10, 2014

Cumquat Express

Australian slang for a failed idea or something that didn't work.

I had a great idea but the marketing wasn't up to scratch so it ended up on the Cumquat Express.

by J-hovercraft1990 June 24, 2019

cumquadomy

Labadomy with cum

She asked me for the cumquadomy special

by Iwetalldid September 2, 2021

Cumguaca

When you blow a load of sperm into the guacamole at a satanic spawning. Its also chanted to help summon fruity demons.

Mmmm the cumguaca taste pretty good. Cumguaca.....cumguaca.....cumguaca

by Hairy anly September 25, 2021