Ugly, Unsuccessful with women and men, interested in men. Unliked by all, extremly small pin dick, Involved in some kind of sport. Usually footbal. Likes to use dildos for anal purposes. Do Not Date a guy Called Cullen
by Why Hello There :) October 23, 2009
Get the Cullen mug.An amazing guy that anybody would be lucky to be with. Aside from his amazing looks and awesome athletic hobbying, he will make you feel like you're the only person in his world. You'd be lucky to be with him for even two seconds
by usayrockisayroll October 22, 2008
Get the Cullen mug.A Cullen is a crotchety old geezer that lives in the overgrown foothills of West Virginia. A Cullen has a tendency of defending his caverns with a strong smelling excretion that secretes through the anus. Cullens are known to prey on smaller creatures when they are hangry. The only identifiable marks that we hold on records is the reports of hikers seeing a hairy back tattoo walking through the woods, and the lingering smell of musk and pipe tobacco. Cullen’s were though to be extinct until Wetherford T. Shittytit saw one in 1847.
by Dickylongcockings November 11, 2017
Get the Cullen mug.To creepily watch/stalk someone, generally someone with whom one is in a relationship, systematically removing them from other friendships in an attempt to render them utterly incapable of independent action.
A: Don't look now, but I think Dave is watching you from the bushes.
B: He's just making sure no one gets too close.
A: He's totally Cullening you.
B: He's just making sure no one gets too close.
A: He's totally Cullening you.
by thebestlunchtableever February 16, 2010
Get the Cullen mug.by Captain Sparkle October 6, 2012
Get the Cullen mug.(n)A fictional character from a teen novel whose fame is ill won.
2. What teen girls and some older women will model their future boyfriends after, thus crushing their slim hope of having a functional relationship.
See Also; Sparkly Vampire
2. What teen girls and some older women will model their future boyfriends after, thus crushing their slim hope of having a functional relationship.
See Also; Sparkly Vampire
by Kore-wa Watashi-desu February 25, 2009
Get the Cullen mug.Real Version: Terrifying creature of the night who hunts humans and sucks their blood.
Twishite Version: Sparkly fruit who may or may not fall in love with a human whose arteries are full of his personal crack.
Twishite Version: Sparkly fruit who may or may not fall in love with a human whose arteries are full of his personal crack.
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