crysturbate

|krīstərˌbāt|
verb no obj.
stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure while using one's own tears for lubrication.

After Genevieve left him for a bookkeeper, Alfred's crushing loneliness led him to crysturbate until his eyes were dry and his wiener chafed.

by godfred zigfried May 6, 2014

cryerbate

To cry, whine, or otherwise complain to garner pleasurable attention and sympathy. Negative connotation, especially when used to describe chronic, pointless bitching.

We've all heard it before so why don't you go cryerbate in your room and leave us alone?

by febrile42 September 5, 2008

cryturbation

A spontaneous outpouring of tears during an intense mastrubation session.

Garry was so sad that his hamster died, he had to resort to cryturbation to get over the grief.

by Miceank July 27, 2014