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crustless

In the most general sense, anything crustless is the outcome of an intensified suburban culture. The term "crustless" itself refers to the act of cutting crust off of a sandwich in order to make it more palatable for a crustless child. But the sandwiches are just the beginning. Being crustless is a lifestyle, not just a way to eat...see thecrustless.blogspot.com for good examples
"Did you see that kid's zip-off pants? Those are so crustless!"
by Crust Master August 23, 2011
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Crystyle

The hood term form a classy drink gone bad because "white folk" do not want other ethnicites drankin it. But at least we have the girl rapper to look forward too.
Say playa gone and get another bottle of that Crystyle and gone and put that Crystyle cd in the cd playa so I can get my swerve on thats a big fine woman if I say so!!!!
by Lucky Hot pants Johnson August 2, 2006
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Crystale

A girl who is utterly sweet and is beautiful inside and out. Someone who will rock your world and bed.
I met a girl last night, she is such a crystale.
by Lynn Tran is cooool October 18, 2008
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crysterbate

To masturbate whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.
The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.
by Mo Higgins June 11, 2007
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Crustle

The noise a crispy well-cooked pizza crust makes when you break it. Indicates a delicious pie.
Oooh listen, this pizza has great crustle!
by gidge83 May 12, 2009
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Crustle

The dried on patty of proteins left on the tip of a penis an hour or so after sexual activity. Often contains lint, hair, or whatever particles were adhered to it before fully drying. Often slightly painful and initially difficult to peel off. May come off more quickly when rehydrated with water.
Oh man, I just peed on the wall ‘cuz this damn crustle is stuck on ma dick!”
by Cincoventry October 19, 2020
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Chrystle

A super badass girl who likes surfing, swimming and just being an awesome person! She's super nice, very photogenic, and if you don't know her you are missing out!
Girl: Who is that girl over there? She looks so cool!

Boy: She's probably a Chrystle. Lets go introduce ourselves to her!
by ilikefuzzybunnies February 4, 2010
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