craptardation

a common retardation, resulting from over-consuption of crappy entertainment products (e.g. Shakira songs or reality shows). people suffering from craptardation cannot differentiate between a bear and an ice-cream as well as between the super-gravity theory and the string theory.
generally these people have a crappy lifestyle and don't have sex regularly.

- ooh, i'm having so much fun listening to shakira, she is the best EVER!
- look over there! that's a bear! agh! it is coming right towards us! ruuuun!
- what bear, that's just a giant ice-cream. aaagh...
- die, u craptarded biatsh. u had a big craptardation quotient anyways.

by crapooligan April 20, 2007

cult of the Cryptids

A game on roblox where you can Scare the shit out of your friends. Very nice game but the lobby is overran with Oders,Slenders,and Copy N Pastes.

"Hey,wanna play some CULT OF THE CRYPTIDS with me and Ashley?" "Yeah,sure!"

by Agent Crow December 17, 2020

cryptarch

Cryptarch is a person who translated difficult context and languages. They make it much simpler for you to understand or translate.

I needed to go to the cryptarch to decipher this book. It's so incredibly hard to understand. Some of the language is in Latin.

by Freshboiijohan September 21, 2016

cryptaesia

to be an outsider, to avoid revealing all, to be cryptic in your art and life

cryptaesia watched the crowd move to the music, an observer, he slid into the shadows and disappeared

by frank black October 16, 2005

Cryptarded

When something is just a little fucky. Slightly worse than normal, but not horrible.

I slept a little cryptarded last night and now my back hurts.

by Factualthings August 7, 2025

Cryptarbitration

The process of digitally arbitrating crypto-contract disputes. The process involves utilizing additional party’s to a crypto-contract, whom receive fees from the crypto-contract for their arbitration services. The fees are paid to the cryptarbitrator depending on if the crypto-contract is completed without dispute or if the crypto-contract is being disputed. If the cryptarbitrator has to resolve the crypto-contract, it will receive additional fees for the arbitration and potentially even more fees depending on the specific terms of the crypto-contract itself that is in dispute.

This crypto-contract includes the certified cryptarbitration feature that guarantees that a certified cryptarbitrator will resolve any disputes.

by CryptoYoYo May 17, 2018

cryptarbitration

Cryptarbitration. verb. The process of using distributed ledger technology, crypto-currencies and crypto-contracts to manage counter party risk.

We used cryptarbitration to insure our smart contracts against defaulting.

by CryptoSolo May 18, 2018