catalogue

When one has a select, handpicked list of people who they find attractive, beautiful, sexy, intriguing, et cetera. A lot of the time, it includes people way out of one's league. For instance, mine includes Louis Tomlinson, Alexander Ludwig, Logan Lerman, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, sensing a pattern here... you get the idea. Basically a list of people that make you go asdjalsdhfalksgfasl. Some people in relationships also see this as their 'Cheat List'- e.g. the list of people that they're allowed to cheat on their significant other with, or the people they're allowed to shift and the aforementioned significant other will let it slide. Good for references and daydreaming. Constantly subject to editing.

Girl 1: Who's on the first page of your catalogue?
Girl 2: Hmm, tough one. Alexander Ludwig, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, end of until further notice.

by make my day betch February 20, 2012

catalogueman

dude who comes to work with all brandnew stiff workclothes on.....looks like the catalogue man

look at them new work clothes...looks just like the catalogueman

by dirty rob March 22, 2003

Canalogue

The catalogue or database every man keeps of all the girls they knows breasts.

This is usually done sub-conciously

Can easily be recalled for future reference

Dam, look at those!! Better add that to the canalogue!

by Berserker Miller December 15, 2004

cryaloteashanus disease

It is a fake disease that means that you are a total crybaby. Used as a slang word, it will cause one to cry for any little problem one might have. Side effects include bushy hair, fatness, and extreme anger issues. People with Cryaloteashanus Disease suffer for life from no friends because they bully others. They have parents that spoil them to the core as a child so they never earn ethics. These people should be watched out for because of the sadness they bring. Don't be fooled by the thin veneer of a crybaby. Just ignore and walk away. They are also considered annoying.

This boy cries all the time and suffers from Cryaloteashanus Disease!

by Yourbuttface March 29, 2015

Catalogue

The act of having discourse with a domestic cat. Compound of cat and dialogue.

"How you doing?"

"Meow"

"Want some food?"

"Meow"

"Are you talking to the cat?"

"Yes, we're, having a catalogue."

by The Deadcow November 8, 2017

mandela_catalogue

It's A Cool Horror series Made By Alex Kister and stop with the nsfw😨

Hey Have You Seen That One Horror Series mandela_catalogue?

by anonymous September 13, 2022