Crushbag

A person who lacks the ability to function normally in society. This lifestyle is caused by either a) Being constantly intoxicated, or b) being a total fuck-up. This behaviour generally prevents any legitimate contributions to society, and is looked down upon by normal individuals. Often leads to excessive idiocy while intoxicated, and prevents them from partying normally with others.

A state of being totally unchill, all the time.

If you flunked out of college, burnt down your parents house or lost a limb while wasted, you might be a crushbag

by Shitcaptainandtenille November 30, 2010

crushites

A very hard serious disease in which a women or girl laughs uncontrollably when they see there crush .
Many girls from age 11 to 17 deal with this disease

Doctors try hard to find a cure to this tragic disease

My friend has crushites I dont know what to do

by gurl123124 October 2, 2014

Crushband

A name for a male celebrity crush/fantasy husband, a combination word of crush and husband.

Girl 1: Omg Chris Pratt is so gorgeous
Girl 2: Right? He's my crushband, I loved him in GotG!

by Princess Rebecca May 16, 2015

crushito

Noun. A word used to describe an interest in someone that is not big enough to be considered a crush yet. Chosen for use because 1. It could literally mean “small crush” in spanish and 2. It contains the word $h!+ which I just thought would be appropriate.

“Dang, I like him but I don’t think it could be considered a crush yet”
“OMG! I think you have a CRUSHITO”

by P.I.G January 21, 2020

Crushationship

your not dating them but you are dating them

crushationship: when you like them and they like you but you aren’t official yet just have feelings

by hshsyebens April 8, 2022