cupit

Also known as "The fart game" In many situations it is not possible to say fart game so cupit is used. The art of cuping your hand, placing the cupped hand in the crack of your ass and farting into it forcefully. then in a swift ninja move you take the cupped hand with a large amount of fart scented air and place it over the unsuspecting persons face. forcing them to breathe in a good amount of your fart.

Uncle Jack:Hi ethan want to play a game called cupit ?
Ethan: ok
Uncle Jack: BRRRRRPP !!!!
Ethan: Ewwww That smells bad uncle jack, I don't like this game
Uncle Jack: Thats o.k. you lost anyway kid ! !

by Jack de wack May 17, 2008

Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022

cruits

Australian slang for testicles.

You ok mate?
Nup, damn ball hit me in the cruits.

by moly. b. denum August 14, 2013

El Crapitán

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit

After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.

by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009

Caputus Crepitus

A fireball spell from Team Fortress 2

Scout - Caputus Crepitus *fireball appears on his hand*

by ThatOneHuman125k June 29, 2016

chupito

1. what they call a shot of alcohol in Spain

"Quiero un chupito de tequila"

by Gabriella Saez January 9, 2007

crapitalism

quick-and-dirty uber-profits for the filthy stinking rich - and total crap for all the rest of us.

Here in the USA crapitalism has caused the world's largest gap between the super-rich lifestyles of the those at the top, and the steadily degenerating living conditions of the vast majority, while landfills continue to overfill with the broken, poorly-made junk that constitutes the "affordable" products for the masses.

by VirgoGrrrlie January 21, 2011