cuntroller

In addition to being a controlling woman, this may refer to a man who:

1. is abusive around women.
2. knocks up hoes in his spare time.

"I feel bad for Jaime, her boyfriend's a cuntroller."
"I know! How many other girls has he slept with while they've been together?"

by twittersucks December 23, 2009

crunktional

when you are shitfaced drunk or possibly also twisted, but you can still function well enough not to get caught.

me and my homies went to a party and took 30 bong hits of some chron and then finished a bottle of 151, right beofore we left, but it was ok, we were CRUNKTIONAL so our parents didnt even know.

by kareem abdul jabar September 20, 2008

crunkacola

cola mixed with crunkjuice, and is especially crunkalicious.

dawg, lit me up some dat crunkacola

by nelsonhernandez November 5, 2006

cRontroller

The man behind the music biz, he doesn't just control it all, he cRontols it all

The death of Hendrix, Jim Morrison, and Kurt Cobain can all be attributed to the cRontroller.

Killer of not only people, but whole cultures and ways of life

by BoxyBrown22 April 15, 2009

cuntroll

When your ex-wife/girlfriend won’t move on and becomes pathetic, bitter and vengeful, to the point where she rallies other cunts on the interweb. Acting like trolls they attempt to destroy any kind of relationship by searching for you on the internet, social networking sites, online photo albums, and videogame characters. Once they find you they flame you, your friends, and family in an attempt to discredit your character in hopes to make your life as miserable and pathetic as theirs has become.

Even after she agreed to put our differences aside my ex attempted to cuntroll me in court by providing printouts of my friends, family and my online photo album. I lold.

I don’t know why my ex and her trolls still visits my friend’s, family, and my myspace page, I guess they still want to cuntroll me.

While playing a wow the other night my GF got a tell from an old online buddy to contact him. When she asked him how he got her name, he said from my ex and her online friends. I guess they cuntroll my life in videogames and add my GF and my characters to their friends list.

by 'head May 9, 2008

damage cuntrol

When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.

Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...

by yoova October 7, 2006

Cuntrolling

Same as the word controlling. Often used when one knows that a woman would be overly sensitive to saying cunt, or just for its hillarity. One pauses after the cunt part of the word for a breif second allowing for confusion when the rest is said. Also see whoreable.

Girl: Don't you go to that strip club with the guys!

Guy: Don't be such a cuntrolling bitch. I'll do what I want.

by Isar May 19, 2006