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crimplet

Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.
Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.
by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010
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crumpet

There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...
by tom ingle February 26, 2005
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crumplestiltskin

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.
by ptoohey October 6, 2006
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Bloody Crumpets

The Bloody Crumpets are Emilie Autumn's brigade of backing dancers/singers and the rest of the Asylum (not counting Emilie and the Muffins/Plague Rats/fans). This troupe of girls give her live shows (famous for their muffins and tea, extravagant performances, electric violin playing, glittery corsets and audience interaction), even more of a circus-like feel. Not only backing dancers and singers, the Crumpets have a very big part in the Asylum, co-existing happily among Emilie and fans, and many of the fans attend the live show to see them as well as Emilie - in fact, many of her fans are fans of the Crumpets as well and members of Veronica's Kissing Army, Contessa's Cannibal Tribe, Captain Maggot's Pyrate Crew, etc.

As of 2011, the lineup currently consists of:
The Naughty Veronica
The Lady Aprella
The Blessed Contessa
Captain Maggots
Suffer, the Bear.
The best things about Emilie Autumn concerts are her amazing songs, the effort put into it, and of course, the Bloody Crumpets.
by misspipedream April 24, 2011
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Tuna Crumpets

Hardened sex residue from a filthy woman's vagina.
Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!

Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...
by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 1, 2009
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crumpet hole

Another word for a British douche. Also used as another word for a crusty oozing twat
Your a dirty crumpet hole.

Don't stick your Wang in her crumpet hole.
by Portuguese asshole March 9, 2014
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Arse Crumpet

he is such an arse crumpet
by junkiejungwoo November 9, 2010
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