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Cruiser

A person who is non-self motivated, lazy, never taking responsibility and expecting to be kept up or supported by someone else. An individual 'who relies on another for basic necessities, who expects others to provides their needs and wants. One who doesn't "bring anything to the table", but expects to reap the same benefits as contributing persons.
Person A. Did you see dude just walk in the door and sit down at the table and start eating?

Person B. Yeah, he's sposed to be a friend, but just takes advantage of everyone's good graces like that. A real cruiser.
by Grailpolisher July 8, 2022
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Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.
That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!
by will bitten September 30, 2017
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cruiser spooning

The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows
"Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"
by Andrew Lagemann December 12, 2008
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Cruiser Lifestyle

Cruiser Clothing. Struggle & Strength. Always Real, Forever Loyal, Family First, Living Life to the Fullest, Forever Free. Always Down.
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Cruiser Represents a Mentality. The way you live your life. Doing what you have to do no matter what. The Struggle and Strength. Its the fight, the struggle and holding your head up and doing what you have to do in life. No complaints, Handle business, Stand Strong and Push Forward.

Cruiser Lifestyle represents those who are always real, forever loyal, put their family first, Live life to the fullest, who are forever free and always down.

No matter where you are in life. Whether your running a business or doing time. Its about being strong, handling business no matter what it is and never forgetting who you are, where you are from and what you represent in life. Cruiser represents the Lifestyle, the mentality.
Loyality. Pride. Brotherhood. Respect
"He's sure living the Cruiser Lifestyle."
"Yeah, I know man he's always down and always real bro."
by halfmoonbay December 1, 2011
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cruiser bruiser

A game where you slug someone whenever you see a PT Cruiser on the road. Similar to slug bug.
by Slugger August 28, 2004
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Cruiser Panic Inducer

The annoying car on the road, that leaves you questioning if the car is really a police car. This results in an obsene amount of panic followed by relief after the victim realizes it is not a police car.
Joe: Aww Dude! Is that a cop car behind us?!
Mike: Oh Shit! (Hides his weed)
(Car passes)
Joe: Aww Damn Dude! Just another cruiser panic inducer!
Mike: Say Joe, didn't you have a half eaten peach in the back?
Joe: Yeah go ahead and throw and throw it at him.
by Imacowboy October 18, 2009
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cruiser troopers

Twelvies that take one sip out of a Vodka Cruiser (flavoured vodka drink) and then caption it with 'OMG SOOOO SMASHD' (or words to that effect. Usually accompanied by a duckface with the V sign in a selfie photo posted to social media sites.
Cruiser Troopers can be located at underage parties, train stations, local shopping centres or even down the police station being charged with underage drinking.
Ricky: Jesus, Natalie and her friends are cruiser troopers.
Dicky: Look at them making duckfaces and taking selfies.
Ricky: I hope they get picked up by a blue light taxi soon.
by KTV484 June 20, 2014
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