Crowning the Throne

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

chowing pozi

When you’re going or are staying home, a term usually used in South Africa among young people

Boy 1: Nah gent we need to go out these holidays
Boy 2: For real we can’t be chowing pozi

by crumpetsandpeanutbutter December 12, 2022

Crowning

When you feel your turd is pushing

I got to use the toilet, my turd is crowning

by styn99 March 18, 2014

Crowine

A coward, idiot, annoying person, etc.

Shut up, crowine.

by MakseND September 9, 2019

crowning brown

Describes a strong urge to poop.

Oh man, that meal was huge and the food baby is is close! I feel like I'm crowning brown.

by texadelphia March 18, 2011

croing

To "stick to" someone like Velcro; having the hots for someone.

She must really like that guy, she's been croing on him all evening.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 13, 2021

crowning

- the state of being very close to having to discharge fecal excrement, similiar to the state of "crowning" when giving birth. To reach this state, the turtle must be poking his head out.

"Dude, I'm crowning so bad I think I just baked a hashbrown in my underbritches"

"I have to snap a duece so bad that I'm crowning...can you smell it?"

by BloodMuttsRevenge August 25, 2006