Catholic Crotch Grab

The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.

It's a classic case of the Catholic Crotch Grab.

by Observer with Experience February 19, 2011

crotch grab

its a word to describe a action in a fight where the user goes for the other 'victims' genitals and grabs with a tight grip

often used to 'floor' a victim

....crotch grab *victim in pain*

by disasterpieces September 8, 2003

crotchgobblin

A gay person

Look at all those crotchgobblins!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

reverse crotch grab

Similar to a crotch grab, but performed by a second party from behind the victim.

Oh snap, that short guy totally reverse crotch grabbed me on the dance floor.

by dbus May 26, 2008

Unconscious Crotch Grab

When, in the presence of others, one grabs or covers their genital region with their hands unconsciously, while seated in a spread-eagle position. May be a visual cue suggesting dominance, or lack of appropriate social boundaries in general.

Should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.

"I was in a meeting with Joe earlier and he did an unconscious crotch grab in front of Lisa and Marie; they both looked appalled but he didn't even realize it!"

by EMBR602 March 13, 2013

crotchcrat

One who rules a crotch. Can be either male, female, or androgynous.

That bitch is a crotchcrat... she gets all the action.

by mybillyhead January 1, 2012

crotcheral

The region around a mans penis and testicles. Also known as the crotch region.

"I've got a really odd pain in my crotcheral region."

by Mrenigma1122 August 21, 2017