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Crotched

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.
Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.
by Harmony_b April 21, 2009
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Crotchless cheerleader uniform

A cheerleader uniform that has no crotch so the cheerleader can show off her pussy.
Only cheerleaders from the most progressive high schools and collages ware them.
Kathy's hot in that crotchless cheerleader uniform.
by Deep blue 2012 October 30, 2009
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Crotchless pants

Pants worn by a man or woman. For a woman its to show what a prime pussy she has and for a man its like in your face world get over it.
Kathy's got on crotchless pants.
by Deep blue 2012 September 15, 2009
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crotched

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.
Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.
by L.Bizzle October 8, 2005
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crotchile

Region of the sacred space of a male or female i.e. penis, testicles or vagina
Dude stop lookin at my crotchile reason. Wtf faggot!
by mckennasn May 13, 2012
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crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.
"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”
by Abby_c July 7, 2017
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cruncheled

When all your friends make fun of you for being drunk and miss pronouncing words.
Dude, you were so cruncheled last night.
by Chadifer Boristien September 28, 2017
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