crotch rot

a name someone can call you. Its really hardcore to call a cool person crotch rot when they are clean. They should always take it as a compliment... unless they feel dirty. then they should go home and wash their crotch lke 5 times.

'''talking'''blah blah blah''''
"hey crotch rot"
"what does that mean??? wtf...my crotch isn't rotting"
"oh well...crotch rot"

by popcornisbetterthanyou December 24, 2008

Crotch rot

A distinctly disgusting odor emitting from the junk of lazy and/or European dudes who are probably not circumcised or the snatch of dirty street-walking skanks who require a drip pan between their legs. Often identified by the large mass of flying insects buzzing around the crotch of said male or female. At it's worst, crotch rot can include the oozing/dripping of a greenish, highly toxic liquid.
A stomach-turning but highly effective form of birth control.

3 mile island landfill stank box

"Croshay is all kinds of nasty, dude. She got crotch rot again this week & her gash is so infected, it looks like those lips got too much botox. But, she done got rid of the roach problem in her apartment!"
"LaFonduh sat on my couch, and her crotch rot ate right through to the stuffing!"

by Kel-Kan March 21, 2016

Crotch Rot

A stinkin ass pussy.

That slut has crotch rot.

by david kingston April 27, 2006

Crotch Rot

A nasty, musty smell coming from a vagina. Depending on the person, it can be a very arousing smell: much like a natural pheromone.

Damn, Kathy, I can smell your crotch rot all the way from over here!!

by kathyberthy April 18, 2017

Crotch Rot

Typically one of the first signs of a person lacking hygiene, a condition by which a person experiences a constant sweaty state in their groin area, which leads to discomfort and a very bad smell. Continued lack of hygene often leads to a bad case of swamp ass. Occurs with both males and females.

You can tell that guy has a bad case of crotch rot, he's walking all funny and he smells horrific.

by GreatJT October 12, 2010

Arkansas crotch rot

what you get after having sex with male or female from arkansas.

by goatee July 26, 2003

Pandora's Crotch Rot

A Mythical form of Marijuana that is said to only be grown in Hell by Satan himself. It is said that all Ghosts that walk the Earth carry this substance, and only the true stoner may coax it from them.

Ted: Dude let me have some of that Pandora's Crotch Rot.

Bill: You are not worthy

by King Touchstone May 12, 2011