When two guys have sex with one girl at the same time. Be it in the same hole or in both vagina and butthole. While doing this when their balls touch its gay croquet.
Boy 1. Dude that was so hot what we did last night.
Boy 2. Yeah it was but my balls hurt from hitting your balls a little.
Boy 3. So basically you had gay croquet and you think thats hot ?
Boy 2. Yeah it was but my balls hurt from hitting your balls a little.
Boy 3. So basically you had gay croquet and you think thats hot ?
by ginger dad May 17, 2014
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a smart, wonderful girl who is surrounded by all her friends. she is easily attracted to random things. she is easy to talk to and guys find her very attractive and fun to be around.
by canttouchthisgirl February 9, 2010
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Ginette: Just munching on my couquette à la choquette
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Ginette: Just munching on my couquette à la choquette
John: Damn that's rad as shit
by Blouko August 27, 2018
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"I can't believe the stuff that that woman has gotten away with and they keep giving her more responsibility!"
"Yep, Stacey is a very accomplished coquettesan."
"Yep, Stacey is a very accomplished coquettesan."
by Cirdellin January 14, 2010
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Kenny and Preston said they were going out to have a smoke together, but we all knew they were going out to the parking garage to play a little croquet.
by Remo Gold January 9, 2017
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