crooked zebra

referee who has been bribed to put in the fix

"Whatever Ace picked up on the street, he told Remo ... fixed fights, doped horses, crooked zebras, locked in point spreads, he told Remo everything!" - Casino

by rog lewis September 23, 2005

crooked bastard

refers to a Politian,business man, or member of your family who would lie, cheat, steal and just be an all around ass to get their way.

George Bush is such a crooked bastard, he could give a shit about oil prices cuz hes making money.
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!

by jager101 April 28, 2008

crooked cop

-a vigilante
-an awol cop
-one who takes the law into his own hands

Batman is one epic crooked cop.

by Games4me July 22, 2010

Crooked smile

A person who is genuinely not happy or in a good state of mind but still smiles through everything

Person 1- she has a crooked smile
Person 2- yea she’s been through hell and back

by Typical.teenager December 10, 2017

crooked bookie

a word usually describing guys and how they do their hair.

they slick back their hair with a lot of gel and wind up looking like tailor-made from I love new york.

girl one- "he's kinda cute"
girl two - "nah, he looks like a crooked bookie"

by lectora February 9, 2008

crooked ostrich

this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.

damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!

by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008

crookled

A word only used by Rochdaliens and it means the same as going over on you're ankle

*falls off pavement*

"Oh god, I just crookled"

"You did what?"

"Crookled. You know? Falling over on your ankle?"

"Oohhhhh, I understand"

by Rochdalien April 20, 2017