conster mock

A big dick. It also is monster cock with the first letters in each word switched

Look at IGAUWA'S CONSTER MOCK!

by Dominator83 July 4, 2016

consterned

1) Filled with consternation.
2) A general feeling of dread or impending doom.

I am consterned that the boss thinks that this schedule is even remotely possible.

by Joe November 8, 2003

constervusions

When you watch Doctor Who, and you put your fingers on the sides of your head(like devil horns).

I like this show. It gives me hard constervusions.

by Ploggin March 10, 2020

consterpation

a contraction of the words constipation and consternation, the irrational fear brought on by the feeling of an abnormally large shit before defecating.

i had to take a shit yesterday, but it felt like it was gonna be huge and painful so I just sat on the toilet with my ass clenched, aka consterpation.

by HarryAscholl April 4, 2016

chonster

1) a crony who did somethin foolish
2) someone not worth name calling but behind his back
3) a discolored vagina
4) a vagina blanketed in moles

"you fucking chonster, quit knocking pool balls off the table"

"yeah, fuck that chonster"

"ugh...look at the chonster on that mom"

"i licked it....and it was a chonster ::shame::"

by Will Sharp October 5, 2005

conster

constantly constapated

'why couldnt you make it to my party?" "cause i was constered!"

by hugoin December 3, 2009

Constipation consternation

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.

The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015