cronus zen

For gay people who need macros AND mouse and key (MNK) to gain an advantage on console

How tf do we win with and ash main with a fuckin cronus zen?

by willywanker. April 22, 2021

cronus zen

There’s a special place in hell for the people who use it. Anyone who owns one most likely isn’t loved and gains satisfaction from tormenting individuals that are essentially handicapped

Yoooo that dudes a beamer! He’s definitely got a cronus zen. I’m getting off this shit game.

by nothumbssadge May 8, 2022

cheesy concussion

Probally on eof the most brutal forms on torture. The victim is bashed over the head from a block of cheese resulting in severe brain damage, memory loss, internal bleeding and a deformed skull.

Captain sauce: The last thing I want is a cheesy concussion

Torturer: You better tell me where you keep the money
Captain sauce: ok, ok ill tell you everything

by Captainsauceishot November 21, 2019

concussion prone

n. face down position of the senseless player's body after a severe hit to the head during a sporting event.

Wow! What a great series of bodychecks! A lot of the Manitoba Moose players are lying motionless in the goal crease!

Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.

by gnostic1 April 22, 2011

Crongus

A male or female with no limbs

Omg Richard ur a crongus

by Cool beanz August 8, 2016

Cronus

Cronus is a beta troll and is the ancestor of Eridan Ampora. He is mistaken to be "sexy" though really isn't in the canon Homestuck webcomic. He is considered more of a "romantic" and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth. He also wears a white shirt with the same zodiac symbol as Eridan. Same blood color and everything (A shade of purple.) He is normally nice, but may or may not get in arguments easily. It won't matter whether you're male or female, because I bet Cronus has a chance to flirt with you.

ME: Please don't look at me Cronus. It makes me feel weird. Are you trying to flirt with me? Please stop!
OTHER HOMESTUCKS: OMG it's Cronus! Can you have sex with me? Can we kiss? Yay!!!!!

by Coraline the Master Angler June 16, 2015

cronkus

A word commonly used when describing Nintendo porn

Waluuuuuiiiigi cronkus

by Cronkiedonk June 10, 2016