Cromplement

A cruel complement. "I really admire your bravery for getting adult braces."

The checkout lady at Safeway gave a brutal cromplement on my friend's adult braces.

by The word for making up words June 23, 2019

Nick Crompton

A stupid, fat cow who reminds you of that fat kid in high school who tries to be cool but is a total loser. Bears an uncanny resemblance to Pugsley of the Addams family, only much fatter and uglier. Claims to be able to rap but his raps have the flow of his grandma's period blood and the lyrics of a two year old on meth. A note of caution to stay away from this fat sod when he is hungry, as he will try to eat you. A single bite from a Nick Crompton will turn you into an ugly, fat, and brain dead zombie like him.

You know its Nick Crompton and my belly keeps jiggling,

Yes, I am fat, so, please give me fried chicken,
England is my city,

And if it weren't for Team 10, then who'd have seen my titty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he licks my p*ssy

by DaveM92 August 26, 2017

Cromp Stomp

The act of shitting in the shower then stomping it down the drain.

Guy 1: I accidently shat in the shower this morning
Guy 2: Did you cromp stomp it?
Guy 1: Fuck YEAH!!!

by AngularShrimp2 November 22, 2011

chomphie

the residue at the bottom of a chocolate milk glass that only appears to drunk people.

Damn mom, i was watching a movie but there was chomphie in my chocolate milk

by Christina Generales December 15, 2008

cramphetamine

Any variety of pharmaceutical of the phenethylamine class that is used to treat the symptoms of ADHD and pathological procrastination at exam time.

A recent poll shows that 'Adderall' is the most popular cramphetamine among New England university students

by Spurles November 8, 2013

Cromped out

Satisfaction beyond human comprehension

That was so nice I'm fuckin cromped out

by Spitson January 29, 2021

Nick Crompton

England is my City

My collar is significantly better than your and I was not born in the area inside of a city, inside a county , inside a state, inside a country, on a continent, on a planet, which is in a solar system, in a universe, named Compton, but my city is England. -Nick Crompton 2017

by LtPrime August 19, 2017