cock pocket

A Freudian slip. A female who wants to eat a "hot pocket," but is thinking of sex and a big hot cock.

Michelle: "I'm hungry."
Hector: "Wanna hot pocket?"
Michelle: "Yeah, make me a cock pocket."
ROOM EXPLODES WITH LAUGHTER!

by Nyphette January 23, 2007

Cock Pocket

The location where a gangsters gun is placed.

Gangster 1: Aye where's your gun dog?!
Gangster 2: In my cock pocket!
Gangster 2: *Reveals cock pocket*
Gangster 1: NASTA!

by TOEKNEEDINNER December 15, 2009

Cock pocket

Pussy,cunt,twat ect.

Kathy's got a tight cock pocket.

by Deep blue 2012 April 15, 2010

Cock pocket

yo mouth

You better shut your cock pocket

by FLIPCYDE96 October 15, 2003

Cock Pocket

Someones mouth

Stop talking shit girl, shut your cock pocket.

by cretard October 23, 2008

Cock Pocket

A pocket sewn in the front of pants for huge dongs.

"Look how huge his Cock Pocket is!"

by biggie ben and curly September 26, 2009

cock pocket

A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.

The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.

by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011