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Christoforo

Christoforo:Douchebag, Idiot, bad customer support.

Reference to:
Paul Christoforo / Ocean Market Inc.
PR Guy, offering outstanding bad customer support by responding arrogant, insulting and just plain stupid with bad grammar and almost no punctuation.

pull a Christoforo:
1. Ruin your company due to bad customer support.
2. Respond to customers in the most insane, humiliating and repulsive way you can imagine.
Dude, don't order there, their customer support is christoforo.

You've seen that dumb christoforo over there?

Q: Where is Paul? A: Oh, he pulled a christoforo and decided to sleep under that bridge.
by BobotheTeddy December 30, 2011
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Kristofer

Kristofer, the correct spelling for the often misspelled name, Christopher. Kristofer is highly superior to Christopher in every single way. Kristofer is known for being intelligent, gorgeous, chivalrous, kind, and loving unlike his clearly inferior counterpart, Christopher, who is known for being cruel, smelly, ugly, and most of all, stupid. Kristofer is simply amazing and perfect.
Hot Girl: I'm dating a guy named Kristofer.

Friend: Wait, is he a Christopher with a C or a Kristofer with a K?

Hot Girl: Kristofer with a K, obviously. I would never date a Christopher with a C. God no. That's just disgusting.

Friend: You're so lucky. I wish I had a Kristofer with a K.
by KristoferIsPerfect August 29, 2010
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Christoper

Christoper is a good human with many great qualities such as listening to people, helping, and being out there/ social. Some times he can be rough around the edges but is a kind hearted soul. He is a person that will help anyone in need and is there for the good times.
Christoper is a great person to hang with.
by Kimberlysh November 22, 2021
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Crister Ronaldo

Great team
Great player

Greatest ever

Not finished

Suwi
Girl : Omg he is so great

Man : that because he is crister Ronaldo suwiiiiiiii
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cristofher

A Cristofher is a really special person. He goes by the nickname cris. He has the best personality. A really great dancer. This boy is an animal lover. He loves music. He has the cutest face. He’s overprotective but that’s because he cares of what’s his. He will always be there for you. When he’s sad he will hide it. On his worst days he will always find a way to find positivity. If you ever meet a Cristofher stick with him you won’t regret it.
I wish I meet a Cristofher
by Mi huevo November 24, 2018
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Christofer Drew

Christofer Drew is a 20 year old singer in the band, NeverShoutNever. He also has side project bands such as
EatMeWhileImHot! & Gonzo. Christofer is extremely talented and attractive. He's labeled 'Indie' & 'Hipster'.
To summon him up in a few words: A Sexy Mofo Who Has Style<3
Karla: Damn, Christofer Drew is super sexy! omg.
Me: I agree, but you need to learn to appreciate his music, too. Not just his face. Plus, he's already married to me.
by Mrs.DesDesIngle December 16, 2011
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Christoffer Strandberg

From a locally very famous person, Christoffer Strandberg, born in Uppsala, Sweden. Since he was so awesome a local expression arose, "As awsome as Christoffer"..

The expression continued to gain popularity in Uppsala, and later Stockholm and is now commonly used in more and more social circles around Sweden.
"Awsome like Christoffer Strandberg."
"Do it like Christoffer would."
"Almost as good as a Christoffer"
"Divine as Chris."
by Andres Paolo September 28, 2011
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