mannaggia i sandali di cristo

blaspheme expression used in moments of intense anger and wraith against god, it is used frequently when something of very important goes wrong or something bad happened.

"mannaggia i sandali di cristo, mi hanno tamponato! " "mannaggia i sandali di cristo mi hanno licenziato!"

by SOAPBONNY June 1, 2017

Mannaggia al core de Gesu Cristo

A sophisticated and eclectic piece of blasphemy most popular in Rome. Grave insult directly to the Baby Jesus. Usually used in scenarios of extreme rage and/or pain.

Person A: They stole your motorcycle!!
Motorcycle Owner: Mannaggia al core de Gesu Cristo!

by dystopianleapingfrog October 27, 2021

Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna

Italian espression for conveying a really high state of hunger.
Used in sentences in case of pain, delusion or some other gay shit

Dad:Antonio hai studiato tutto?
Son: si certo
Dad: Antonio nun me cojonà, ho vistuto che hai fatto n'antro account de pornhub. E io pago, Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna.

Dad: Antonio have you studied enough?
Son: yes, of course
Dad: Antonio don't make fun of me, I saw that you made a pornhub gold account, please stop, I don't have so much money to spend. That's not nice.

by ProvaProvata May 28, 2018

Pulling off a pereira cristo

Using waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much air to sing a

Wow that guy is pulling off a pereira cristo... he must a raging homosexual.

by piners November 4, 2019

count cristo

A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.

"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"

by Doomus May 22, 2016