by Ben Lastname September 18, 2006
*falls down stairs*
Friend: LOL you are such a Crispin!!!
OR
Friend: hahaha that guy in the shop was such a Crispin!
Friend: LOL you are such a Crispin!!!
OR
Friend: hahaha that guy in the shop was such a Crispin!
by thandiwe February 07, 2012
Those dried up and crispy little toilet paper balls that are hanging from your girls pubic hairs, from the last time she wiped after going Pee. They dry up and become crispy. Hence the word crispin.
Upon further inspection I noticed little crispins hanging from my wife's pubes. I knew that it might not be safe to go down there without her taking a shower first.
by Manchvegaseddieg March 01, 2014
by substituteshinigami August 05, 2010
Crispin Glover is the shiznit.
by Candi May 26, 2003