Crispin

a saucy white girl from texas

Crispin is one hot momma.

by sally April 4, 2005

Crispin

The small space between a refrigerator and the wall.

Damn it! I lost my superball behind the crispin!

by Ben Lastname September 18, 2006

Crispin

When someone does something really stupid they are a 'Crispin'

OR

A butters/weird/annoying person

*falls down stairs*

Friend: LOL you are such a Crispin!!!

OR

Friend: hahaha that guy in the shop was such a Crispin!

by thandiwe March 20, 2012

Crispins

Those dried up and crispy little toilet paper balls that are hanging from your girls pubic hairs, from the last time she wiped after going Pee. They dry up and become crispy. Hence the word crispin.

Upon further inspection I noticed little crispins hanging from my wife's pubes. I knew that it might not be safe to go down there without her taking a shower first.

by Manchvegaseddieg March 10, 2014

Crispin

Smelly chode.

EW what a Crispin.

by hello November 26, 2003

Crispin Freeman

The Shawn Connery of voice acting.

Crispin Freeman has a god-like voice that can only be compared to Shawn Connery.

by substituteshinigami August 6, 2010

Crispin Glover

The hottest and most talented actor around today.

Crispin Glover is the shiznit.

by Candi May 26, 2003