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Cripple Grape

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The shriveled up grape found among a bunch of normal grapes.
Oh man, I can't believe he just ate the cripple grape! I bet he's going to be sick later.
by ilovecollege318 June 16, 2011
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whipple cripple

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A word that someone desperately tries to publish so they can show their friends and have a laugh, even though it will undoubtedly be rejected.
Wow, another entry for whipple cripple. I'm starting to feel sorry for them.
by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 14, 2017
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Send a Cripple Nudes Day

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July 27, is Send Nudes to the Crippled Day. So all people with missing, broken, sprained, appendages get nudes. See a cripple help a cripple
Person 1: Hey Zack just broke his arm
Person 2: Fuck he’s so lucky it’s Send a Cripple Nudes Day
by udictisfordaboiz July 27, 2020
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Washington Crapple

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After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces.
Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday!
Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means?
Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart!
Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night!
by Washingtoncrapple March 31, 2010
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Cripple Cream Flogger

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Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.
I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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The proper term for Apple.
The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?
by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003
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cripple fight

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a cripple fight is a fight between 2 cripple's is called a cripple fight as used on South Park usually involving the items that help the cripple's live out there lives to some normallity such as a wheelchair or crutches
Cartman (on a mic in a supermarket):CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!
by Crazyd September 20, 2005
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