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craptology

cr-ap-to-logy
- noun
1. the branch of biology dealing with the study of feces and all fecal matter; including airborne fecal particles, and also the lesser known fart particles.
2. the study of poo and how it is created; what foods make what type of poo; (i.e. shapes)
3. the study of poo and the meaning of it's colors; what food makes what color of poo.

Related Words: Pootology, Crap 101, Shitonomy, Fecal Fallacies 1002, etc.
For my craptology final I was dissecting my brother's fecal matter, and discovered that the red colors were because of the pills he had ingested earlier for his tummy.
by Osha and Wendy May 3, 2007
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Crimeology

The study of crime itself and more particulary how to commit one and get away with it.
The science was founded by a group of antiestablishment acdemics. They believe that law controls too much of our lives and that most crime is such victimless crime as prostitution,underaged sex,underager drinking,public sex ect. and that most criminals are really victims of society.
The main principles of crimeology are that one needs to plan a crime backwards so one won't get too emotionaly involved in it and back out.
Know everything there is to know about police science and technology and behavor. In other words to know your enemy better that they know them selves and also to study all one needs to know about forensic science.
Study the sciences of antipolice science and antipolice technology and antiforensic science for what one needs to know. All three are branches of crimeology.
Go through an "ology" list to know all about the future crime scene.For example the sociology and chemistry of drugs ect.
John is studying crimeology.
by Deep blue 2012 December 18, 2009
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crappology

I abominate reading crappology.
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crapologize

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/You killed Kenny!
/Sorry.
/No need to crapologize, motherfucker!!1
by TheUllas December 13, 2009
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chipology

Chipology is right and fryology is wrong.
by Noah1377 June 30, 2020
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crapology

a class taught in college by a crapology professor on how to cease in taking crap, being shit on, being at the top of a shitlist, listening to bullshitters,cutting off diareah mouth,shitty outlooks, etc...etc...
i'm so damn tired of taking crap off my crapology professor, I could shit a brick!!!or Hey, I just signed up for a new class this semester thats guarenteed to be a gas and easy to pass!!!LOL
by Country Fried... February 11, 2015
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crinology

the study of lilies.
Does crinology also study water lilies? Or, do we need another term, say hydrocrinology?
by uttam maharjan December 1, 2010
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