Crippled Dolphin

The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.

Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.

by Morgrave December 7, 2010

crippled white snow leopard

The nursing home version of the female cougar (women in their 40's who like men 10+ years younger). The Crippled White Snow Leopard is after the Snow Leopard. The order is: Cougar, Puma, Snow Leopard & Crippled White Snow Leopard.

We just set Grandpa up in a sweet retirement community. Dad and I visited last weekend and there was a Crippled White Snow Leopard trying to get my dad's phone number for a hook-up.

by CougarishPuma April 10, 2014

Crimped

Ugly

That guy is crimped

Those floral sheets are so crimped

by Premium BN22 June 9, 2019

crumpled

The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.

Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!

Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.

by Big Rig123 December 4, 2016

Crippled Midget

When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function

I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500

by Vann September 1, 2008

Crippled GT

That person in a wheelchair who always runs your feet over at the most inconvinient time. Mainly occurs in a hallway at school or work.

Jeff: Oh shit watch your feet
Susan: What are you talking about
Jeff: Here comes the Crippled GT

by FCTSFunnyGuy January 9, 2010

rumple crimple toes

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021