A stainless steel drum, fitted with redundant 60 psi relieve valves, partly filled with a water and sodium hydroxide solution, and heated over a propane flame to 300°F. Used to completely dissolve bodies, in less than three hours. Preferred by organized crime in industrialized nations, for body disposal.
Vladimir: You like my warm cremator boss? Got rid of them snitches.
Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?
Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?
Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
Get the warm crematormug. A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.
criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?
criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.
criminal 1: Cool!
criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.
criminal 1: Cool!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
Get the cold crematormug. by eat.crayon April 30, 2020
Get the Self-crematemug. by Henry Kissenger February 6, 2007
Get the cremation vasemug. A question made by Tumblr user @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: "If you were cremated and had your ashes turned into a vinyl record that could play only one song, what song would it play?" This question is often asked to celebrities on Tumblr.
John: Did you hear that your favorite band is doing a Q&A on Tumblr?
Sarah: Yeah! I think I'll ask them The Cremation Question.
Sarah: Yeah! I think I'll ask them The Cremation Question.
by thatdudenoah June 24, 2020
Get the The Cremation Questionmug. when someone ejaculates on an ice cube and forces it into their partners mouth. they r then shoved in a coffin and burnt alive with the cum icecube in their mouth until theyre r nothing but a pile of ashes. Then, they make ice cream out of the ashes, and then sticks it up there ass, for some sweetcorn sprinkles extra special chocolate sauce, and then they eat it and force another to also so the curse of ice cremation spreads to all.
by Kylie lips February 12, 2025
Get the ice cremationmug. When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.
by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025
Get the Cremation grease fire 🔥mug.