warm cremator

A stainless steel drum, fitted with redundant 60 psi relieve valves, partly filled with a water and sodium hydroxide solution, and heated over a propane flame to 300°F. Used to completely dissolve bodies, in less than three hours. Preferred by organized crime in industrialized nations, for body disposal.

Vladimir: You like my warm cremator boss? Got rid of them snitches.

Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?

Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010

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cold cremator

A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.

criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?

criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.

criminal 1: Cool!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010

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Self-cremate

1. Cremation, or burning, of oneself
2. Nutting, ejaculation

"Bro, she was so hot I self-cremated."
"I'm gonna fucking self-cremate."

by eat.crayon April 30, 2020

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cremation vase

A retarded way to say "urn."

"Is that a Led Zeppelin cremation vase?"
"Probably"

*5 Minutes later*

"Did I say 'cremation vase?'"

by Henry Kissenger February 6, 2007

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The Cremation Question

A question made by Tumblr user @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: "If you were cremated and had your ashes turned into a vinyl record that could play only one song, what song would it play?" This question is often asked to celebrities on Tumblr.

John: Did you hear that your favorite band is doing a Q&A on Tumblr?
Sarah: Yeah! I think I'll ask them The Cremation Question.

by thatdudenoah June 24, 2020

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