warm cremator

A stainless steel drum, fitted with redundant 60 psi relieve valves, partly filled with a water and sodium hydroxide solution, and heated over a propane flame to 300°F. Used to completely dissolve bodies, in less than three hours. Preferred by organized crime in industrialized nations, for body disposal.
Vladimir: You like my warm cremator boss? Got rid of them snitches.

Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?

Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
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cold cremator

A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.
criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?

criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.

criminal 1: Cool!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
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Self-cremate

1. Cremation, or burning, of oneself
2. Nutting, ejaculation
"Bro, she was so hot I self-cremated."
"I'm gonna fucking self-cremate."
by eat.crayon May 01, 2020
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cremation vase

"Is that a Led Zeppelin cremation vase?"
"Probably"

*5 Minutes later*

"Did I say 'cremation vase?'"
by Henry Kissenger February 03, 2007
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ice cremation

when someone ejaculates on an ice cube and forces it into their partners mouth. they r then shoved in a coffin and burnt alive with the cum icecube in their mouth until theyre r nothing but a pile of ashes. Then, they make ice cream out of the ashes, and then sticks it up there ass, for some sweetcorn sprinkles extra special chocolate sauce, and then they eat it and force another to also so the curse of ice cremation spreads to all.
Girl: Can you Ice cremation me?
Boy: Yea sure! When do you want to?
Girl: Right now daddy
by Kylie lips February 12, 2025
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Post cremation

When someone's been cremated and there ashes get caught in the house fire.
by DeathProxxy December 12, 2021
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cremated Chisholm

Common law, Texas, single for 70 years, CI
cremated Chisholm sitting on a mantle
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