creamery

A group of two or more guys masturbating, especially in an enclosed area.

John's room was a creamery as they watched Playboy.

by NB_Nathan December 20, 2007

The Creeper Corner

The new box in the top right corner of Facebook. A box that makes it much easier to creep on people/stalk them, due to it constantly updating and showing every little action performed by one of your friends with astounding efficiency.

Bill: I wish there was an easier way for me to creep on Theresa on Facebook.
Bob: Check it out man, they have this new thing called the Creeper Corner that allows you to see every little thing someone does. It's in the top right corner.
Bill: Awesome dude! Now I don't have to hit "refresh" or "most recent" every time I wanna see what she's up to. This new thing does the job for you!

by Ginormous D September 22, 2011

creepy creeper

the guy at the party that stands in a corner and talks to no one, but stares at all the women

Swaney was a real creepy creeper at Club 33...

by Air Force ROTC December 13, 2006

Brim Creeper

When a large turd takes it's sweet time "creeping" out of the brim of one's asshole.

I was outside the bathroom today and it sounded like poor Joey was suffering from a Brim Creeper

by MisterFlamingo October 21, 2018

Dance Club Creeper

The wierd guy at a dance/night club who sits on the sidelines, Alone, until he has enough alcohol in him to randomly grind on anyone and every woman in site on the Dance floor. He creeps up without warning and before you know it, he is grinding on your ass without even a Hello. This guy also seems to never ever go away!

I was dancing when a Dance Club Creeper took it upon himself to sneak attack me with his thrusting grind moves on my behind...I then spent the rest of the night dodging him like Roadrunner

by AntiCreeper_24 March 3, 2011

The Double Creamer

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake

I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.

by walshy1 May 28, 2014

Seattle Creamer

When you're in a Seattle coffee shop, and you order a ridiculous amount of drinks, a male barista ejaculates into one (or multiple depending how pissed off he is) of your drinks in the kitchen, and then continues to mix it up, giving the creamer look. Usually served hot.

Chance: Can I get 3 caramel macchiatos, 2 pieces of lemon bread, a smoothie, and a caramel frappachino with a pump of vanilla?
*Barista takes, and gives the order*

*I take a sip of the frappachino*
Chance: "Ewwww, this tastes all thick and sticky"
Andrew: "Yeah, mine to"
James: "He probably put some Seattle Creamer in our drinks"
Brian: "Yeah, you can see the semen floating in it"

by Chance, James, Brian, Andrew December 11, 2012