by the hooist August 18, 2012
Get the worlds greatest crane man mug.The theory that all cranes are derived from previous cranes. All cranes build subsequent cranes. However, this creates a contradiction. From where were the first cranes derived? This is where crane theory steps in. God created a certain number of initial natural cranes. These cranes were perfect. They can nowadays typically be found in remote areas where it would otherwise be impossible to build a crane from scratch. Cities emerged in their current locations because there was originally a high concentration of the original cranes there.
Clay: "Hey dude, check out that crane."
Brantley: "That one is kind of out there by itself...it must be one of the originals."
Clay: "Originals?!"
Brantley: "Yea, God built the first cranes - it's how all subsequent cranes were built. Haven't you ever heard of crane theory?"
Clay: "OIC."
Brantley: "That one is kind of out there by itself...it must be one of the originals."
Clay: "Originals?!"
Brantley: "Yea, God built the first cranes - it's how all subsequent cranes were built. Haven't you ever heard of crane theory?"
Clay: "OIC."
by gtbcb February 17, 2009
Get the crane theory mug.When one loses memory in the process of cramming/studying.
When one forgets the material one was just cramming.
When one forgets the material one was just cramming.
"I've been studying so hard for accounting but I completely forgot what I just read!"
"Yo, sounds like a case of cramnesia."
"Yo, sounds like a case of cramnesia."
by joejoelee December 18, 2008
Get the cramnesia mug.The act of holding a fork or spoon as a base and using the index finger to grab any food and pull the food onto the pre-mentioned base. It allows for mass contamination of food.
Did you see Uncle Steve come in and crane-claw that slice of ham? I'm not going to eat any more of that.
by Randy Gato II January 2, 2012
Get the Crane-claw mug.A beautiful girl who desires to be the best at anything she does. Cute and smart also a Caryne has a great sense of humor. Someone who can be silly but serious when it matters.
by Omni cypher July 9, 2018
Get the Caryne mug.A person that has the skills to pay the bills when it comes to heavy lifting and shady rigging principles. This person has the shadiest rigging technique and can sneak it by an osha inspector and usually wears a cowboy hat hard hat.
That Larry is a serious crane cowboy when it comes to gettin shit done, all he needs now is a mic ultra and his horse
by TyroneJefferson February 22, 2021
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