Crappuccino 

The juice that leaks from the bottom of a garbage bag.

I was taking out the trash and I got crappuccino all over my pants.

Crappuccino by Brizzneena September 25, 2023

Crappuccino 

When your first sip of morning coffee makes your bowels instantly move and you got to go. Rather than leave the coffee, you bring it to toilet so you can drink and poop at the same time.

Bill was in a rush to leave for work but still needed to drink his morning coffee. Upon his first sip he felt the urge to poop. Bill decided to multitask and took his coffee to the toilet. At this point Bill was enjoying a Crappuccino.

Crappuccino by schiniS February 3, 2024

Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.

Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

Cleveland Crappuccino by streetwhiz May 14, 2009

Chicago Crappuccino

The sexual act involving two people in which: One individual diarrheas in the others mouth, and then pours a Frappuccino into it. Using the mouth as a cup, the victim has their throat closed to prevent entering the throat or swallowing. The assailant then stirs it around and one of the two drink it through oral contact.

Cashier: "um dude why do you have laxatives and a starbucks mocha frap?"

Chicagoan: "i'm gonna do the Chicago Crappuccino on my girl"

Cashier: "ohhh word"

Chicago Crappuccino by tekers May 2, 2026

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

No cappuccino 

No cap

“Aye bro that bitch is fine”
“Hell yeah no cappuccino”

No cappuccino by Ennishater December 15, 2018

caramel frappuccino 

The yummiest drink ever!

I want a caramel frappuccino!

caramel frappuccino by Xiang Jiao March 10, 2009