Crappuccino

A frappuccino made in Starbucks that tastes like shit.

I want a Crappuccino, Where is my fucking Crappuccino, it may taste bad, but it is better than a friggin stogey.

by Jailguard103 June 6, 2005

Crappuccino

The juice that leaks from the bottom of a garbage bag.

I was taking out the trash and I got crappuccino all over my pants.

by Brizzneena September 25, 2023

Crappuccino

When your first sip of morning coffee makes your bowels instantly move and you got to go. Rather than leave the coffee, you bring it to toilet so you can drink and poop at the same time.

Bill was in a rush to leave for work but still needed to drink his morning coffee. Upon his first sip he felt the urge to poop. Bill decided to multitask and took his coffee to the toilet. At this point Bill was enjoying a Crappuccino.

by schiniS February 3, 2024