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period cramps 

When it’s that time of the month for lady’s and you get cramps that feel like somebody is kicking you in the freakin stomach repeatedly and you don’t want to do anything because your in so much pain because Mother Nature decide to give women periods and not men and if even one man says “is it that time of the month again” you want to kick him repeatedly
I have period cramps so if I leave you unread that’s why
period cramps by Thepig04 June 27, 2018
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period cramps 

when it’s that time of the month and you feel like someone is quite literally stabbing you with a fucking knife into your uterus and it makes you want to punch the first person you see
i’m on my period and these period cramps make me want to throw myself off a cliff

Cap cramps 

Cap cramps are cramps that you get in your stomach and sometimes intestines from eating really spicy foods high on the scoville scale or hot peppers that you are not used to. Cap cramps are spice cramps. This is followed by scoville craps (spicy butt).
I ate 25 cayenne peppers and got cap cramps.
Cap cramps by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2022

the cramps 

the cramps are still around and have been since 76!
the cramps by LL138 June 21, 2008

The Cramps 

R.I.P Lux (Erick Lee Purkhiser) Interior (October 21, 1946 – February 4, 2009) musician and a founding member of the legendary band The Cramps. He died at 4:30am on February 4, 2009, in Glendale, California of a pre-existing heart condition. The Cramps and Lux will be sadly missed.
I saw The Cramps at least 60 times and they were always kick ass.
The Cramps by Old Skool Jim February 5, 2009

period cramps 

When your on your "period"those sharp pains in your lower belly. and hurts like hell!!
Skylar: "Can I have some advil"?
Meghan: "Period cramps"?
Skylar; yes!
period cramps by ForeverYoung97 October 9, 2013

doo doo cramps 

When You Have A Sudden Stomach Ache That Tells You "Go Take A Shit"
Yo Avo.. I Have Major Doo Doo Cramps
doo doo cramps by My-ike September 6, 2005