craptasmagoric

adj., 1. a large collection of crap. 2. of or relating to crap. 3. an experience or journey which is unpleasant, is a series of unpleasant and almost unbelievable experiences which make up a whole.

1. His garage is craptasmagoric, I don't think he's cleaned it in ages. 2. That is so craptasmagoric, you should take it back. 3. My whole vactation was craptasmagoric, I should have just stayed home.

by Jamie Bowen March 10, 2007

craygasm

When you get an orgasm/excited over something that isn't really special

Fx.

You're an Italian, you get spaghetti and meatballs every second day.
And mom screams "The spaghetti is ready" and you get a craygasm.
Because you've gotten so much spaghetti is isn't special.

"Yo dude, I just got a craygasm there"
"But hey man, it isn't very special"

by SlavGopnikXD June 7, 2017

fatal crapgasm

The involuntary function of the body (similar to shock) when the nervous system becomes overloaded to such a high degree the body interprets it as being a "death moment" and triggers all bodily functions that cause positive and relieving feelings.

Right at the moment Johnny was being ripped in half by the 2 trains, he shit himself, had an orgasm, sneezed, and fell asleep all at the same time. He had a fatal crapgasm to carry him on to his death as peacefully as possible

by the curse of priddy November 27, 2012

craptasmashitical

Adjective to describe a movie so poorly concived and implemented that no other word will suffice.

"Wow. The trailer for Pixar's 'Cars' looks quite craptasmashitical."

by heroTop November 5, 2004

campasme

occasionally spelt Campaspe,Cam or Cammy; ancient Greek for "love at first sight" or english for "the cutesy quirky small gurl over there that has size two feet and will kill anyone for stealin her name..oh and also has a strong desire for cwissy's and is against the term giddy kipper" Name and its theory came from the story of a painter who fell for the looks of a gurl the king desired, named campasme a long long time ago.

set the scene: boy meets gurl 4 first time.
boy:wow!!!!!
campasme: lemme guess... youve fallen in love with me?
boy: *humpth* yer ....
cammy:dnt worry it happens all the time....

......btw i dont love myself

by campasme December 1, 2003

Craigasm

The amazing feeling that someone gets when listening to Craig Mabbit. It is as satisfying as an orgasm.

hellz yeah! I had a total craigasm!

by Escape_The_Fate_<3 May 21, 2011

Crapgamer

An untalented video gamer. A crappy gamer.

Wow. That guy just went 0-21. He's a crapgamer.

by Overweight no-lifer November 23, 2009