crabs

Disgusting pubic infestation after shagging something who already has it, or in a very rare case, having your first ham-shank.(Like my pal Allan B)

Makes you walk like John Wayne with a poker up his arse

Oh, not crabs! I knew this masturbation thing was the devil's work

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

crabs

Crabs- adj. Mechanized Dandruff

Not on your head, not on your shoulders, but in your crotch.

by AdamnJenn September 19, 2005

crabs

word used that the "blood" gang that defines their enemy the "crips"

yo...lets go pop those 186 crabs

by NAVJULCAYAARONBRANJOEL December 28, 2005

crabs

A nickname for a woman who has pubic lice or has had the condition a number of times. Often wears the little critters as a badge of honor and adopts little pet names for each individual crab.

Crabs works at Costco, but beware she didn't get that nickname from selling seafood.

by Uglyyellowcar March 14, 2008

crabs

sit or stand on the seat, Andrews crabs jump 10 feet.

well, yeah they do man. it ain't pretty some guy died last week from itchin all day.

by instigationmachine September 12, 2004

crabs

its so itchy it makes my balls tickle when i beat my meat

i have crabs

by zeakiscute January 20, 2022

crabs

It's a sea creature. There are kids looking this up, go hang with your friends and don't be a slut.

Hey, we had crabs for dinner last night, what did you have?

by sexualactivityisalsonice December 31, 2011