Japanese Crab Stroke

The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.

Anne: I've got an itch literally ;)
Joe: Japanese Crab Stroke?
Anne: Ok

by Nex Solo April 24, 2011

crab steamer

The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.

Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.

by ktrane77 August 21, 2008

crab salad

A girl with a hairy bush that has crabs.

"That poor man just got a crab salad" said Nolan

by poor noliman June 29, 2011

Crab Spackle

An exclamation of utter disgust, usually used in replacement of a foul word

Person One: Fossils fuels do not in any way damage the environment.

Person Two: Crab Spackle!

Mom (From Futurama): Crab Spackle! (Slaps her three sons with one strike)

by Alexander Drummond January 29, 2012

Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich

left foot to mouth
right foot to ass
then give your partner the deep one.

"I can suck dick, i can blow dick, but i cant make a valentine for linus for SHIT. How am i supposed to get him to stick his left foot in my mouth, his right foot in my ass, and give me a Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich!?"

by Bundlez April 13, 2008

crab salad

Chowing the pootang of a dirty slut with crabs. Lice in the snatch. Crotch critter cafe. Eating at Smells diner. Varment in the cock compartment.

The unsuspecting cunilinguist tossed the whore's crab salad and thought the pests in his teeth was crushed pepper from dinner.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Crab Scout

A girl that's so promiscuous it's like she goes looking for an STD.

Rhianna is a dirty Crab Scout.

by It'sallgood June 30, 2012