Johnnie Cochran

Scumbag lawyer who pulled out the race card and used fallacies to get a double murderer off scot-free.

Johnnie Cochran ignored the real issues to get O.J. Simpson off the hook.

by Soul_Driver June 22, 2016

Coachella Fest Depression

The depression you feel after those three amazing days at coachella fest...

Oh he has coachella fest depression

by heeeeyguuuuurlheeeeeeeey June 24, 2011

Colchester, CT

A place where there is only Chinese and Pizza restaurants. Where there is nowhere to really chill so people are forced to roam around town aimlessly. The only fun thing to do is to smoke weed.
Also, a ton of fake bitches and douchebags live here.

Mary: I live in Colchester, CT.
John: Wow, I'm sorry. You got bud?
Mary: Well, yeah. What other options do I have?
John: True, true.

by TheyCallMeBigMac August 16, 2012

Coachman

Someone Or Something That's Totally Cool.

He's Loud, He's Proud, He's Coachman.

That Dude Is Total Coachman!

Could Of Had A Coachman!

by TotalCoachman July 28, 2009

Post Coachella Depression (PCD)

The overwhelming feeling of emptiness and inability to return to "real world" activities such as work and school after an EPIC weekend of beats, pool parties, glowsticks, minimal clothing, beats, desert boogers, endless amounts of booze, unlimited sunshine, making new friends, beats, screaming realtors, vans with no seats, 1,000's of pictures, ridiculous videos, and more beats that one experiences upon returning home from Coachella Music and Arts Festival.

My friends and I had lost the will to live once the Post Coachella Depression (PCD) had fully kicked in the Wednesday after Coachella.

by R-Piz May 11, 2011

Life Coach

An asshole who has decided they want to make money by giving life advice and therapy to people without going through any accredited psychological education. Because no training or licensing is necessary, anyone regardless of mental state or wisdom can become a Life Coach. Many people gain the title by attending a few empowerment courses where they do things such as a fire walk, breaking boards in half or a trust fall. This gives them the street cred to begin counseling individuals in matters of relationships, career aspirations, finances, raising children and overcoming adversity.

Did you hear about Brad? He’s decided to leverage his experience of being a heavy drinker and porn addict by becoming a life coach. He’s running it out of his mothers basement.

by ctagge April 19, 2017

Coaches award

An award given to the following kind of players: one who was pleasant to be around, enthusiastic, never misses practices, always willing to learn, overcame a certain fear while playing, etcetera

that girl won the coaches award for basketball.

by Therealestdeal June 23, 2015