covered wagon

The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. See also Dutch Oven.

You should have see the look on my girlfriend's face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven.

by Anonymous February 19, 2004

covered wagon

Referring to the male phallic memeber that is uncircumsized.

Anil Anne has a covered wagon.

by Nick March 14, 2005

Covered wagon

A turm used by homo sexuals in the prison systems To describe Draping a sheet from the top bunk over the bottom bunk while two homo sexuals have sex!

I bet If you went to prison you would get a ride in a covered wagon

by NLR718 June 11, 2006

covered wagon

While in a car, you rip ass and lock all windows so all passengers have to smell your fart and then you say,"covered wagon!"

Scrappy farted in his car and locked the windows so his girlfriend had to smell it and then he said,"covered wagon!"

by v-nizzle October 16, 2006

covered wagon

A practice in prison when prisoners arrange the three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. It is in the middle of this that a gang rape can continue for an astonishing amount of time. Guys beaten and dragged into the covered wagon are set upon by dozens of men. They have all their teeth knocked out, they are forced to perform fellatio for hours and hours while being savagely anal raped until their assholes literally gush blood.

An overcrowded room like this quickly becomes host to what is known as the covered wagon. Avoid them at all costs.

by Stanley Klein May 20, 2008

Covered Wagon

A type of wedgie. Wrestle your buddy to the ground face down and grab his underwear and give a swift tug to obtain satisfying wedgie. Once you have achieved this you must figure out how to keep him pinned to the floor while grabbing his feet and bending the legs back to where you can easily slip the exposed portion of his underwear over his shoes. This will create the "covered wagon" effect. His feet will be stuck in the brim of his underwear and the more he struggles the deeper the wedgie proceeds. Then stand back and enjoy the squirming for release/relief.

2 people may assist in giving someone a covered wagon.

"did you see that covered wagon Johnny got last night? that looked like it hurt!"

by palmonnistykinchbebowes November 22, 2011

covered wagon party

In a prison cell, prisoners arrange three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. In the middle of this a gang rape can continue for an extended amount of time.

The three teens convicted in the beating and robbery of a 98-year-old woman deserve nothing less than a covered wagon party.

by xut August 6, 2008