Cuntrified

An adjective meaning scared stiff of pussy derived by combining the words cunt and petrified.

He was totally cuntrified.It was all he could do just to stare at her naked body and not run for the hills.

by Wittybit September 16, 2016

Countryside Banana Slama

During sexual intercourse when you're thrusting, you take out a banana and start inserting the banana into the woman's particular area

I gave my girlfriend the countryside banana slama and now my banana is mushy

by TheMajesticPirate September 6, 2016

countryside killa

A serial killer stalking their victims on a large farm anywhere in the world.

"Jeffrey Dahmer was not a countryside killa, I far as I am aware" the tutor says to a classroom of trainee police officers.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

Countryfile

Sexual intercourse

“Jamie’s happy this morning,” said Dave
“Yeah,” replied Brian. “He enjoyed a bit of Countryfile with Maria this morning.”

by HatterJamie April 13, 2020

CountryFandom

A CountryFandom is a Fandom that involves personified nations. The known CountryFandoms are Hetalia, SaTW, Countryballs, and...Countryhumans.

A: "Hey, what CountryFandom are you in?"
B: "SaTW, which ones are you in?"
A: "Hetalia and Countryhumans"
B: "Oh, you mean you're in that cesspool of a fandom, Countryhumans?"

by HYP0THERMIC_TENS10N July 24, 2022

CountryFandom

CountryFandoms are Fandoms that revolve around personified nations. The most popular CountryFandoms are Hetalia, SaTW, Countryballs, and Countryhumans.

These fandoms are kind of strange because of the concept of personifying nations is kind of wierd.

A: Have you ever heard of the CountryFandoms?
B: Please, don't ask me about those cesspools.

by HYP0THERMIC_TENS10N July 25, 2022

Countrycide

The killing of multiple people or animals in a rural landscape.

“People have been going missing, animals too, all in the one farm. There’s been a pile of bones found, too.”
“Damn it John, we’re here to investigate aliens, not countrycide!”

by CryptoTest July 3, 2023