colohottie

A girlish man, with semi-decent fashion sense who tans and waxes more than any girl should. He likes to be seen without a shirt on, making stupid kissy faces. A colohottie is one who will lead on any girl in a 2000 mile radius. He lies way too much, and is as moody as a girl on her period. His Stickam shows he is friends with lots of girls, but believe me, he isn't getting any tonight. He wears his waxed up hair in a bun at night, and wears a shower cap by day. If someone messes with his hair and/or eyebrows, he must shower in that shit.

Dude, that was SO uncolohottie.

by Uncolohottie1 May 6, 2008

Crazy Colombian

When a male ejaculates on a females outer labia forming a horizontal line. Male then snorts the line of semen as if it were cocaine.

Dude, I was so wasted last night I think I gave a girl the Crazy Colombian because my nostils burnt so bad this morning.

by xSK8 HO3x261x February 19, 2010

Galoot cologne

The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".

Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)

by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009

Colombo Clown

A famous journalist from Colombo named Daniel Alexander who adores filters and everything except ICT. Bootlicker-in-chief of Pakistan. A clueless statician at Island Cricket. Clearly having a sad life

Don't follow the footsteps of Colombo Clown.

by Kirket fan June 12, 2021

gd cologne

i love him

wulzy: oh wait brb gotta record something
guy: what

wulzy: i love gd cologne

by anonymous June 11, 2023

cologne cloud

The environment-destroying cloud of stank that surrounds a person who has overdosed on the fragrance.

"Dude, that guy had a serious cologne cloud happenin. I can still smell that shit 2 hours aftyer he left."

by Kim K January 16, 2006

Hockey Cologne

This is a tearm used by us hockey players that describes the smell and scent of our sweat-soked gear. Can be most noticeable when a player opens his equipment bag in the lockerroom and begins to dress up. A few other place's one can smell hockey cologne is when players come out of the lockerroom or when your sitting neer the glass and a group of players get hung-up in the corner and also at home when your drying out your gear.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Oh, Thats hockey cologne"
"Hockey cologne? Whats that?"
"The smell of my sweaty hockey gear drying out from lastnights game"
"Wow, it stinks"
"Yeah, We sweat our ass off under all that gear."

by MICHIGAN HOCKEY JOCK April 15, 2008