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couple drops

When someone is so excited about something that they jizz in their pants, but not completely. Only a couple of drops come out instead of a full orgasm.
"You saw a double rainbow? Did you jizz your pants?"
"No. Couple drops though."
by Johnny San November 12, 2011
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Boring Couple Syndrome

Boring Couple Syndrome (BCS), also know as Isolationship Syndrome is a terrible condition that can affect couples of of all kinds, with prevalence and severity increasing proportional to the longevity of their relationship.

The condition is caused by the members of the couple no longer feeling the need to go out and socialise or do anything fun, as they are content to just spend time with each other. In time this can manifest itself as BCS. Common symptons include neglecting friends, social activities and anything remotely fun or exciting, coupled with increasingly reclusive behaviour which in turn can lead to a gradual loss of personality and glazed over eyes as they die slowly inside
Single Person: Hey you guys coming to the karaoke night tonight?

Couple: Well hmmm we totally would but, we're just like so tired n stuff and urm it's probably best if we like save our money and stuff as we have soooo many things to do tomorrow, maybe some other time though (or any other generic BS excuse)

Single Person: Man your Boring Couple Syndrome is getting worse guys! :(
by MinesweeperBoozeswiper December 29, 2012
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Squat Cobbler

Squat Cobbler aka Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around"

Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal.
A costume is often involved.
Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry.

Also known as;

Boston Cream Splat
Full Moon moon pie
Simple Simon the Ass man
Dutch Apple Ass

First defined on S2Ep2 of Better Call Saul, where Jimmy McGill fabricates
it's usage to get a client off.
We always figured Pryce was a Squat Cobbler, he often had pie on the seat of his pants.
by Jaguart August 1, 2016
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A Couple of Besties

A term used for two individuals who are constantly shipped together, but they claim to just be besties. However, no matter what they claim, they are clearly in love.
"You two make a beautiful couple."
"A couple of besties!"
by DarlotteAir November 24, 2020
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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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couples day

Couples day is the day to show love and appreciation to your partner. This is on September 19. Get ready to love
by Idgaf kareb September 18, 2019
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Couple Goals

"That" couple that has it all. Non-stop laughter, cute AF and you just know they've got a bangin sex life.
Did you see their latest YouTube video where Rose scores goals to see Rosie's boobs? Rose and Rosie are couple goals AF.
by MingerSquare April 12, 2017
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