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cotto's

(Ital.) Those chewy little white bits found in salami-type products.

Definition origination: Observation of my young son opening his cotto-salami sandwich to remove the little white bits prior to eating.
Steve, stop picking out the cotto's!!!
by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 8, 2011
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cottagecore lesbian

a cottagecore lesbian is a girl who runs off to the countryside/farm to live in a cottage with her lesbian wife. it's based off of the cottagecore aesthetic, and lesbians really liked that aesthetic and decided to make it a lifestyle. cottagecore lesbians usually enjoy baking, the outdoors, animals, and small, cozy cottages. after all, that's where they live.
person: "why is she wearing a mushroom hat?"

cultured person: "that's because she's a cottagecore lesbian and she's matching with her girlfriend."
by gay.avocado November 16, 2020
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soggy cottonbottoms

I didn't ride a single water ride at the amusement park, but you would have thought I had ridden them all if you would have seen my soggy cottonbottoms.
by Spitty in the City February 21, 2009
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cotton job

A pre fellatio interaction involving an individual's mouth lacking lubricant qualities giving another individual oral sex with said non lubricated mouth.
Mary took a hit of the bong and gave Jimmy a cotton job with her cotton mouth.
by ChrisMcDanks December 19, 2016
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turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.
by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008
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cotton blocked

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”
by Juicy - C March 9, 2019
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Fish on Cotton

The action of vaginal discharge seeping onto cotton (or any other type of) knickers. Can also be used to describe the smell of an unclean lady garden.
Andie: "Darling, I think I might have an infection... Look..."

Sue: "Errrr fish on cotton!"
by ATwad February 7, 2010
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