the cossack

A highly advanced version of the basic tea bag manoeuvre where the executer performs a traditional Slavic dance whilst dipping his ball bag in and out of the recipient’s mouth.

I was tea bagging her and I thought - hey i'm gonna involve the Cossack.

by Beastman and Skeletor March 20, 2008

Dr. Cossack

Referencing a character from Mega Man 4 on the NES of the same name, a Dr. Cossack is any character in a story who at first seems to be the main antagonist, but then you find out that he/she is really just the slave or middle man of the true, often more threatening antagonist.

In Mega Man 4, it seemed as though Dr. Cossack was the new evil scientist on the block. He built 8 powerful Robot Masters and had them conquer different areas around the world and challenged Mega Man to try and stop him. After penetrating Dr. Cossack's fortress however, Proto Man teleports in with Dr. Cossack's daughter, Kalinka, who explains that he was only following orders from Dr. Wily (The main series villain) because the mad scientist had her captured and threatened to harm her if Dr. Cossack didn't obey him. After Dr. Wily was defeated, Dr. Cossack actually demonstrated himself to be a nice guy. He even helped Dr. Light (good guy scientist) build Beat (Robot attacking bird) to assist Mega Man in his future ventures.

by FatherofGray September 18, 2013

Tired Cossack

Tired Cossack is a guy with an album coming out December 3rd call Hocus Pocus. He spans different genres and celebrates Slavic superstitions

Damn I gotta listen to that new Tired Cossack

by Stivpalace November 23, 2021

Aussie Cossack

A large turd in the form of a person born and raised in Sydney Australia. Effectively a mouthpiece for Pro-Russian propaganda. Currently hiding from an assault charge in the Russian Consulate in Sydney.

Boy that Aussie Cossack sure is a giant Putin loving turd

by Gorath beervan March 7, 2023

Fisherman’s Codsack

A dude’s hot, sweaty ball sack aka codsack that has become drawn in nice and taut and has a bit of a salty twang.

Had a bit of a fisherman’s codsack after that workout. But Rachel was licking them taut balls like a cow on a salt lick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

codsack

The sack that holds the testicles. More commonly known as the "nutsack". The scrotum.

1. Man, you really need to take a bath, you've been scratching your codsack all fucking day!
2. That bitch sucked my dick, and then she tea-bagged my codsack!

by Brandon B. October 1, 2003

Cossak

Cossaks were feared Russian military elite, but cossaks is now a negative term used to describe Russians or Eastern Europeans. The hate might come from the fact that they fought with the Nazi's during WWII and before then generally hated Jews.

"He tried to posion me the dirty Cossak!" - Lenny from RocknRolla

"My Grammy never gave gifts, she was too busy being raped by cossacks" - Woody Allen in Annie Hall

by iseepinkelefants April 21, 2009