A worm every Windows user that hasn't updated since OCTOBER of 2008 will be infected with and scammed by Russian hacking geniuses.
Noob: Oh no! My computer has a Conficker virus!! And now all my bank money is GONE! HELP ME!!!
Me: You can start by updating
Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...
Me: You can start by updating
Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...
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