Corned Beef Hookah

When you finger a girl to the point where she's gushing cum, stick a straw in her hoo-hoo and suck out her lady juices

I gave Paulette a Corned Beef Hookah last night and she screamed like a stuck pig

by JacobConvictG18 January 19, 2015

corned beef curtains

A pair of labia or flaps that are exposed when the vag is at rest.

I can see your corned beef curtains but you legs are together!!

by Mick Frappell July 14, 2006

Corned-beef curtain

A vagina with a large outer labia

That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains

by cunninglinguistists August 6, 2009

Corned beef hash

Girl goes down on you, gags, throws up on your dick, but likes it and continues to completion, but you're not sure you liked it

It was a normal BJ until my girlfriend corned beef hashed me!

by ALTbitches June 11, 2016

Corned Beef Gash

A very mean-spirited term used to describe a particularly unattractive vagina.

"I can't believe your mom did that porno! Who the hell wants to see her corned beef gash?"

by foolkilla August 15, 2012

corned beef sandwich

When a woman is double teamed by two fat Irish guys

I hear that broad is into being part of a corned beef sandwich

by Januarypolecat March 7, 2015

corned beef doughnut

A woman's anal passage.

Keith - "Did you shag that bird last night?"

Wesley - "Yeah mate, right up the corned beef doughnut!"

by Draz1000 November 8, 2007