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Cornditioner

A concessionist who has too much idle time and read all the manuals and jargon filled labels on the popcorn popper therefore gaining a superiority complex from it.
A: Guys did you know that the cornditioner is a warmer used to keep popcorn fresh and crisp by circulating warm air?
B: You sound like a cornditioner

A: What?
B: Already uploading to urban dictionary with my own definition

A: Kill yourself
by anonymous August 23, 2025
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Alaskan corn dip

An Alaskan corn dip is usually performed after a rusty trombone one partner takes a liquid shit in the mouth of the other partner then the first partner proceeds to take a piece of corn and dip it in the liquid shit causing a so called Alaskan corn dip
Partner 1. I’d like to try something new today

Partner 2. What is it

Partner 1. An Alaskan corn dip

Partner 2. Holy shit your a dirty bastard
by Alaskan corn dip September 8, 2021
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